Overwhelming fangirlism has been noticed.
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
the basilisk taking a shower
I like how relaxed and chill the basilisk looks.
He looks like he’s really enjoying his wash.
aaah…ssssssssshhhhhhhower time
#moisturize me
hang in there, all of you
i love how quick we did adopted the fannibals :D we’r a huge half-time happy family¡
WHY DID WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS
Jessica Rabbit is having none of your sexual assault
(Source: jacknicholson, via hanhaneatmanman)
one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
(Source: spicesandvirtues, via night-is-dark-and-full-of-terror)
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
(Source: infamoushogwartsjaguar, via wibbly-wobbly-demon-deduction)




